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A guy who was an aeroplane cleaner was cleaning the pilot's cckpit and saw a book entitled, How to fly an aeroplane for beginners, Vol. 1 . He opened the first page which said; To start the engine, press the red button. He did so and the airplane engine started. He was pleased and opened the next page, To set airplane moving press blue button. He did so and the plane started moving at an amazing speed. He wanted to fly, he opened the 3rd page which said; To let airplane fly, please press the green button. He did so and the plane started to fly. He was so happy. After 20 minutes of flying, he was satisfied and wanted to land. He opened to the 4th page. The 4th page said, To learn how to land a plane, please watch out for Volume 2. posted: 4 March 13* / last action: March 2013
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	@mcwlly	4 March 13
	Akpos asked his dad to buy him a toy gun cos is neigbours son ochuko has one. That same day, akpos and his dad went to the toyshop and bought two toy gun. One for his son and himself and they drove home. Just when they where about taking their lunch, armed robbers broke in with cutlasses and daggers. Akpos pointed his toy gun towards them, asked his dad to point his, the armed robbers started shivery begging, akpos then said daddy dont moveyet oh, am going inside to get water so that we can put it in our gun. Dad fainted.