chu lgao fir koi joke ka tadka lmao

Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he!

Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: BadLa

. Vampi

Ek Ladki ki t-shirt pe likha tha:
Amul the taste of india
Ye dekh ke..

Santa ne apne pant pe likhwaya:
KurKure tedha hai per mera hai

oy to Girlfriend:
Meri us jagah hath lago jahan haddi na ho.

Ladki haste hue: Chal fir nikaal bahar,
Pakdu??
Teri Zubaan Ko.

.eh bi mst ti.vampi

Kuchh seekho Penis se:
Lady dekh kar khada hona,
Seedha rehkar kaam karna,
Kaam khatam hone pe sirr jhukakar baith jana..
Ye hote hai manners..

Boy: Aap ka naam kya hai?
Girl: Pehan ke bataun ya bol ke?
Boy: Kya matlab?
Girl: PAYAL aur aapka?
Boy: Haath mein dun ya muh mein?
Girl: Matlab?
Boy: Prashad.

LUN aur ZUBAN mein samanta
1. Dono mein HADDI nahi hoti.
2. Dono par kabu rakhna mushkil.
3. Dono se LAAR tapkti hai.
4. Dono ko Alag-Alag ITEM chkhne ka shouk hota hai.

Wife: Tumhe pyar karna nahi aata
Husband: To kya ye bacche internet se Download kiye hai?
Wife: Nahi ye to tumahare dost ke PEN DRIVE se liye hai!

Boy to Girl: Tum Ladkiyan jab Susu karti to usme,
sssssssshh.. ki Aawaz kyun aati hai.

Girl Said: kyun ki hamare aage..
6 inch ka Silencer nahi Laga hota.

1 Ladka, Ladki dekhne gaya
Bahut der se SUSU rok rakha tha
baad mein Ladki se bola
SUSU karne ki jagah dikhao.

Ladki sharmate huye:
PAHLE AAP DIKHAO.

. .bht bhdya.lolx

1 Pinjre me 50 Bandaria
or 1 Bandar choda Gaya.
Aur Elaan hua ki jo 1 min.
me Bandar ko pehchan
kar lega use 100,000
milenge...
Pehle Obama gaya Par
fail hogaya...
Fir George bush gaya
lekin nakaam raha...
Finally Manmohan singh
gaya Or 10 second me
Bandar le aya..
Sab ne hairani bhari
nazron se manmohan
se pucha aapne kaise
pata kara ?
Manmohan - Main pinjre
me gaya or kaha ki agle
election me VOTEmujhe
dena.....
.
.
.
...
.
to sirf ek ne kaha-
GHANTA LE LE MERA :D
lol *

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh
kia hai jocow kpaas 4 or
mere paas 2
hain?
pappu : legs
Girl : woh kia hai jo
tumhari pant main hai
aur meri pant mein nahi
hai?
pappu: paisay
Girl : woh kia hai jo log din
main karne k bajaye ko
raat bistar pe
kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte
hain
girl : woh kia hai jo larki
pehli daffa karwate
huye pain ki wajah
se roti hai?
pappu : kaan main ched
MORAL : aap bhi apni niat
pappu ki tarhan saaf
rakhain *

Ek Bhikhari Ek GharMein
Beekh Mangne Gaya,
Andar Se Ek Chota sa
Baccha Aaya
(are wo hi Baccha jo
Gubbarewale se gubbare
kharidta rehta hai)
Bhikhari:
Bhagwan Ke Naam Pe De
De Baba
Baccha:-
Main baba Nahi Beta
Hoon
Bhikhari:
Bhagwan Ke Naam Par
De De Beta
Baccha:-
Mera Naam Rahul Hai
Bhikhari:
Bhagwan Ke Naam Par
De De Rahul beta
Baccha:
Mera Poora Naam Rahul
Gangwar Hai
Bhikhari:
Bhagwan Ke Naam Par
De De Rahul Gangwar
beta
Baccha:
Ye Hui Na Baat, Ab Maaf
Karo
Babaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaa...hmmm m :D
Bhikhari:
Chutiya kahin ka *

Santa ki shaadi ke 3
mahine baad hi beta ho
gaya.Santa: Ye 3
mahinemein bacha kaise
ho gaya?Biwi: Aapki
shadi ko kitna time hua
hai?Santa: 3 mahine.Biwi:
Aur meri shadiko?Santa:
3 mahine.Biwi: Aur
bachcha kitne time baad
hua?Santa: 3 mahine
baad.Biwi: Total kitne
mahine ho gaye?Santa:
Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine
ho gaye!time ka pata hi
nahi laga? :D *

Suhagrat ko Husband:
kuch karne ki Ejaazat hai..?

Dulhan shrmate hue: Hamne to kabhi gairo ko bhi manaa nahi kiya,
Ab aap to fir bhi apne hai..!!