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Its a unpleasant subject that we would all rather not discuss but it applies 2 every1 of us. This topic is about wot happend whn u last did a number 2. No1 has 2 say i did dis 1 last wk. The types of shyts r as follows: |
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@el.mo | 3 February 07 |
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Ghost shyt: thats the kind that where u feel it c*m out n u have shyt on the loo paper but deres none in the loo.
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@el.mo | 3 February 07 |
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Clean shyt: The kind where u feel it c*m out, c it in the loo but deres nuffin on the loo paper.
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@el.mo | 3 February 07 |
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2nd wave shyt: It happens when yor done shyttin, youve pulled yor pants up 2 yor knees n u realise that u have 2 shyt some more
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@el.mo | 3 February 07 |
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Brain hemorrage shyt: its also known as 'pop a vein in yor forehead' shyt. This 1 u strain so much 2get it out u nearly have a stroke.
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@el.mo | 3 February 07 |
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sweetcorn shyt: Self explanatory
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@el.mo | 3 February 07 |
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Log shyt: The kind of shyt that is so huge that u r afraid 2 flush it without 1st breaking it in2 a few pieces with the loo brush.
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@el.mo | 3 February 07 |
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Drinkers shyt: this is the kind of shyt u have the morning afta a long nite of drinking. It is noticeable by the skid marks left on the bottom of the loo.
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@el.mo | 3 February 07 |
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Olympic shyt: This shyt occurs exactly 1hr prior 2 the start of any competitive event in which u r entered and bears a close resemblance 2 the drinkers shyt.
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