Id rather b drunk then ugly. At least i wil b sober in the morning. U always wil b ugly

U have 1 advantage over me.... U can kiss my ass....I cant

y dont u grow a cell. thats rite. u r too lazy to even to do that

my sister said this to her then boyfriend at the time (a ripper of a fight it was too).... if you walked into the wall with a hard on you will break your nose first!! lol

U're so fat dat wen u were weight on a scale it say to be continued.

If you shaved your head you would look like a di*k with ears

Id rather lick a gurillas a*se than kissy you

Meant to say kiss not kissy lol.if i was going to have s*x with you i would need 10 paper bags 9 for you and 1 for me incase yours rip