Mary mary quite contrairy, how does yor garden grow? Listen u , I live in a flat so how the fyck do i know!

Spider spider on the wall, u think yor smart, u no fyck all. Yor on a wall dats just been plastered. Now yor stuck, u stupid bastar

Little miss druggy sat in her buggy smokin an ounce of weed. Along came a spider. He skinned up beside her and sold her a kilo of speed.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so jack could lick jills funny, but poor jacks gob was filled with cause jills a .

Mary had a little lamb and tied it 2 a pylon. A 1000 volts shot up its and turned it into nylon

Mary had a little lamb, its coat was full of fleas and what is more the runt had foot and mouth disease.

Mirror mirror on the wall, whos the fairest of them all? The mirror laughed then made a grunt. It sure aint u . U ugly runt

Old mother hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch the poor dog a bone. But when she bent over, Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own!