when the flower you loved as a child is only available as a dryed Flower arrangement. Spreads A few bunches of flowers around to hide nutzys lil smell.

when ya back goes out more often than you do

when ya drivin in car wi teenagers,crank up the sound on ya favey song,n they sink so low in their seats cos they dun wanna be seen wi someone so 'uncool'

when ya think emo means an ornery bird that cant fly

when ya go to the store to buy a wig or tupee cos ya aint got no grey to cover!

when all the music ya listened to as a youth is shuffled into the classic rock or oldies category in radio segments

when you 4get what it is ur sposed to be doing eeeerrrr was the question

When your kids ask u what it was like in the olden days lol