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@oubaas | 22 January 09 | |
.Oubaas: Why are all these people running? Hilda - This is a race, the winner will get the cup Oubaas - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
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@oubaas | 22 January 09 | |
..Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense. Oubaas: The future tense is 'u will go to jail'
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@oubaas | 22 January 09 | |
....Oubaas told Hilda: 'Go and water the plants!' Hilda: 'It's already raining.' Oubaas: 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'
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@0038girl | 7 April 09 | |
Oubaas besluit dis tyd dat 'n man van inbors 'n status motor koop. So gese so gedaan. Hy kan nie wag om vir Hilda sy nuwe tots te wys nie. Tuisgekom roep hy vir Hilda om na die motor te kom kyk. Hilda: Agnee Oubaas dit is dan 'n stokou motor die. Hoekom het jy dit gekoop? Oubaas: So dat die mense kan di*nk ons is lankal ryk my nartjiepit. |
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@oubaas | 7 April 09 | |
Mooi man!
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@oubaas | 21 October 09 | |
Oubaas: So by my koolkop my nartjiepit, ek lees nou net hulle het die plek gekry waar vrouens vandaan kom. Hilda: Rerig Oubaas? Waar is dit? Oubaas: Fattis en Monis.
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@oubaas | 21 October 09 | |
Die platgeslane Oubaas is heavy depressed en besluit om sy berader te gaan sien. Oubaas: Ek wil van Hilda skei. Berader: Hoekom broer? Oubaas: Sy het seker 'n jaar laas met my gepraat. Berader: Jy moet tweekeer dink. Sulke vrouens is dem skaars.
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@oubaas | 21 October 09 | |
A tired Oubaas came home from work one evening and there was his wife Hilda in the kitchen crying out loud. What's the matter, darling? Oubaas asked her. I just don't know what to do, said Hilda. Because we were eating in for a change, I cooked us a special dinner - but the dog has just eaten it. Don't worry, said Oubaas, I'll get us another dog.
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