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Boy:lets mov sumwhere..just u n me Gal:will u be naughty there? BOY:no..no..i promise.GAL:then im nt going..

wedding night (2)
an oldman maried a yong grl.on wedng nit old man showd his 5 fngers 2 grl.grl rplied,oh! 5 tims.oldman said chose n use.

Teacher (4)
I used to go out with BM english teacher till she dumped me. She disapproved of my incorrect use of the colon.

Sick but funny [16]
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What does wife stand for? Washing, ironing, ing etc

Funnies (2)
Dere is a couple, d 2 couples were dark in complexion, d wife got pregnant n deliver a baby of yelo complexion, d man refuse 2 accept d baby n he love

New flat (0)
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Whats the difference (3)
Whats the difference between a rottweiller and a woman with PMT? Lipstick.

Ess*x (0)
There's a nasty accident on the A127. The ambulance arrives to find a girl on the floor. Blood every where. Alright Luv he says. Where ya bleedin from

John terry (0)
New john terry vodka. Bottled in moscow. Please drink sensibly. This new vodka is very strong. One shot n your on the floor.

Funnies ;,) (3)
If a Dove is the bird representing love,- which bird represents ultimate love? ...swa11ow

cattepilars (0)
JONNY:dady,are catterpillars gud 2 eat? FATHER:have i not told u neva mention such during eatin.MOTHER:y did u ask the question? JONNY:its bec

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Alex f*gas son went 2 heaven after he died of a heart attak and met sir god,there god showed him his new home

Meanings of hook (1)
Whats da difference b2in hook of a bra & hook in cricket? ans: 1st 1 keeps the ba11s inside the boundary. And 2nd 1 sends the ball outside the b

duckies!!! (1)
three ducks walk into a bar. the bartender says to the first duck,'hi wots ur name?' the first duck replies' my names quackers' the bartender then say