Lil johnny had finished havin a shower wit grandma he walks up 2 mum and says what is that wrinkly thing hangin off grandmas v*gina mum replies thats a oh says johnny I thought it was a prawn why would you think that asks mum tasted like a prawn

Youw man u sick 4 dis... Bt i dig.

3 women r sitin in a feternity ward. Brunette says my baby wil be a boy cause i was on top. Red head says myns a girl i was at the bottom. Blonds swiles and say hers is a dog

A little girls in bath with her daddy. She turns around 2 him and says, ''daddy, when will i have one of those things between my legs?'' He says,''tonight, when ur mum goes to bingo''

Wots blue and dunt fit?

A dead epileptic

There was a young woman from Leeds,
Who swa11owed a packet of seeds,
In under an hour, her c*nt was in flower,
And her were a tangle of weeds.

Wots tiny, blue and makes women SCREAM?

Cot death

There was a young man from Gresham,
Who took off his bollox 2 wesh em,
His wife said now jack,
If u don't put em back,
I'll stand on the ers and squesh em