Just a few more stats, since his birth, -mustache related deaths are up 138 -animal spirit injuries are up 200 -justice has increased 600 -and on the same day he was born he became the first person to single-handedly bust an entire drug cartel. Which he would then proceed to do 862 more times by age 30.

Chuck Norris: Stronger Than Superman, Faster Than The Flash, More Patriotic Than Captain America, Has Had s*x With More Girls Than Every Member Of Motley Crue Combined, Has A Better Roundhouse Than Jet Li, Has A Bigger Mustache Than David Allen Coe, And More Jokes Made About Him Than Captain Underpants, And Still Has Time To Kick Ass.