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You claim to be open-minded because you listen to Kiss, ACDC, Guns N Roses or any other non-metal rock band How can anyone listen to non-metal? Non-metal is gay, except for the stuff you listen to to re-assure yourself that youre open-minded The only black metal band you listen to is Venom Anything with the word Core is emo cr*p You complain about gimmicks in metal and not having a gimmick is a gimmick in itself You get offended by drum machines Theres nothing metal at all about metalcore. Therefore it is inferior music You say Stay Metal or Metalhead For Life to fellow Motorhead and Iron Maiden fans Opeth is generic melodic death but theyre too experimental for you because of their acoustic guitars You b*tch about how Opeths d*mnation alb*m failed to be metal,even though the band made it as an experimental progressive rock alb*m for fun Black Label Society actually doesnt bore you Solos are your favourite parts of a song You refuse to listen to anything that doesnt have an electric guitar There is nothing gay about Judas Priest! You could see yourself listening to Repulsion and say theyre one of the grind bands, although you dont listen to them, but say you like them to appear as if youre open to some grindcore Saying metal is superior is not an opinion but a fact and your evidence is a Black Sabbath alb*m Lemmy is God, end of discussion Anything too fast is noisecore. Noisecore is Killswitch Engage is a guilty pleasure You b*tch about music that has ty riffs Metalcore is not music! Commercial glam rock is more respectable than underground hip-hop You actually buy that collectors edition box set of old 80s bands because theres nothing else to buy in this age of dead music. Its the same thing repackaged people! Youve been talking about how metal has been dying over the years A song lasting more than 10 minutes is unbearable It has a few good riffs but the rest is is something you say about albums you think had potential but failed because they were too modern And Justice For All.... was Metallicas downfall, yet you still own everything after that Liking Thrash crossover shows you are eclectic You still b*tch about Metallica as if nobody else could see how ty they are now except you Morbid Angel is grindcore nonsense Grindcore is noisecore, therefore grindcore is All core sounds the same Converge and Korn play the same type of don't they? Breakdowns are annoying |
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@mielikki | 9 August 09 | |
Metal is life and life is metal. Live for metal and metal will live for you is a philosophy you take seriously Youll b*tch about how all core sounds the same as you listen to some generic heavy metal band You had a hard time admitting punk influenced some metal, but you accept it now because you say metalcore is horrible You think emo and nu-metal are the same thing Meshuggah is noisecore Fast drums pi*s you off Industrial metal? How dare you! Inserting clean vocals in death metal is too experimental Death metal is good only if its death thrash, not death grind Everyone is stupid for not listening to metal Dream Theater are not that bad Keyboards must die if theyre being unpredictable Progressive Metal is pretty good as long as its not Opeth or has too much jazz Strapping Young Lad is death metal, not thrash Brutal Death Metal? More like noisecore Where are the riffs? The RIFFS! Speed Metal rules because its fast but grindcore s*cks because its fast Black Sabbath and Cathedral rule because theyre slow but Opeth blow because theyre slow Youre an intellectual for listening to metal Avant-garde is music? NWOBHM bands are the most talented and skilled bands Morbid Angel is metalcore now You appreciate Power Metal the same way you appreciate classical Mathcore is horrible no-talent nonsense You dont really like black metal but insist nu-metal s listen to black metal instead, and when they do pick up on black metal, you b*tch about whatever band they listen to are not true enough because Mayhem is mallcore now Death sold out Long hair makes a difference Melodic Death does not have any thrash qualities Metal doesnt s*ck. You do! There's no such thing as talented guitarists in metalcore |
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@mielikki | 9 August 09 | |
Fine...Chimaira is metal but they still s*ck King Diamond is the most creative band you like Anyone want to trade tapes? Jokes about Lemmy's face are a goldmine only real metalheads can find funny You like Gwar for their music, but only sometimes Cannibal Corpse is goregrind Whatever happened to the days of good metal? you ask yourself everyday What?! Thats not metal! Whoever fuses jazz with metal again dies You remember the line-up history for all your favourite bands You'll whine about how metal needs to be accepted by the mainstream but if it ever does get big it's because it's false metal by default The Misfits are too popular to have influenced anyone You feel let down by your favourite bands when they say they were influenced by something you hate aka non-metal You say technical skills dont matter but hate metalcore and nu-metal cause its not technical enough New bands would be decent if they played thrash and named themselves Slayer and murdered Slayer, then looked like them and then took over their identities. Its the only way a new band can be tolerated Im NOT Satanic so I have no problem with Satanic lyrics Im NOT Christian but I have a problem with Christian lyrics Metalhead is a word you use often Goregrind has more in common with Romantic Comedies than metal How can anything new be good? You never heard a real gothic metal band but you still hate gothic metal anyways Neurosis would be okay if they took out the intolerable original vocals and experimentation Alice in Chains is grunge, not metal You're ambivalent towards black metal Grunge/Nu-metal/Rap/Somethingcore /Pop/or/Whatever-is-popular-at-the-moment killed metal You still say Long live metal even though just a minute ago you were yammering on about how metal is dead and everything will always remain hopeless because the kids just don't get it Metalcore is an oxymoron Youd listen to Probot if it didnt have Dave Grohl You b*tch about how kids need to listen to Manowar to hear some real metal. Then when they say power metal is hmo-erotic, your only defense is Well they can play guitar dumbass, that's real metal If you find yourself liking a punk band, they must be a crossover band.....yeah that explains it! This list is stupid and you posted it at some forum to mock it |
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@borae | 9 August 09 | |
tidy
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@hfb | 9 August 09 | |
I actually like the probot album,the judas priest comment is a belter though
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@mielikki | 9 August 09 | |
The Judas Priest one is my favourite
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@andy_666 | 9 August 09 | |
thats a good read
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@darkxn | 17 June 10 | |
Brilliant...! :D And, yes - there is NOTHING gay about Judas Priest!!! xD
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@hfb | 17 June 10 | |
i grew up on tape trading in the late eighties to early nineties
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