Riddles (2)
How can you tell if a crab is an insomniac?It only sleeps in sn*tches

s*x (3)
How do you make your girlfriend scream while having s*x?call her and tell her

Women (2)
Whats hard and long and screws women?an i.q test

Gynaecologists (2)
What do a Gynaecologist and a pizza boy have in common?they can both smell it but can't eat it

The pope (0)
What happened to the pope when he went to mount olive?popeye nearly killed him

English jokes (1)
What do you call a scouser in a detached home?a burgular

Heaven and hell (0)
An alcoholic,a miser and a gay man were waiting to enter heaven but st peter said with the lives you've led you'll need to be tested first. T

Scots (0)
A scotsman returned from a medical check up,to tell his wife there's good news and bad news.Tell me the bad news first,she says eagerly.

Men (0)
Why are men like cars?because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is coming

Chinese jokes (2)
After an evening of drinking,a guy and his chinese girlfriend ended up in his bedroom.what do you want to do she asked?I'm up for anything.well,in tha

Greek jokes (0)
What's long and hard that a greek bride gets on her wedding night?a new last name

Irish jokes (0)
How do we know christ was irish?well,he was 33,still lived at home with his mother,who he thought was a virgin and she thought he was the son of god