A guy goes to the supermarket and a beatiful woman says hello.He's rather taken aback,because he can't place her.So he says,Do you know me? to which she replies, I think you're the father of one of my kids Now his mind travels back to the only time he's ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, My God,are you the stripper from my bachelor party that got me excited we had it right there on the pool table with all my buddies spraying whip cream on us? She looks into his eyes and calmly says,No, actually I'm your son's maths teacher