..During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items; therefore the sister got the gloves and the dude got the panties. Without checking the contents, he sealed the package and mailed it to his swiry along with this note:

Darling, i chose these because i noticed that u r not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister i would have chosen the long ones with b*ttons but she showed me how easy it is to remove these short ones. These r a delicate shade, but the lady i bought them from showed me hers' which she has been wearin for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try on yours for me and she looked really smart..

I wish I were there to put them on you for the fist time, as no doubt, other hands will come in contact with them before i have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow them before putting them away as they will naturally be alittle dumpy...the latest style is to wear them folded with alittle far showing...........Your love, Huninton. Mwaah!

HEHEHEEEEE...What were the other comments on the letter?

U funny. Lol

Waaaah!wat dd the chiq do?mi ningehepa huyo dude mambo biad

U see how a simple misunderstanding can easily occur? Thats why i like to look at problems either ways b4 making a conclusion. This chiq was probably going to explode for nothing yet da problem was not the guy bt jst a simple mistake. Plz next time make right judgement b4 exploding to that dude/duddete of urs so u dont regret baadaye

Yea ryt