what ya call a spastic in a wheel-chair? .. Transformer. what ya call a spastic in a whell-chair with a bag over his head? transformer in disguise 1 i made earlier god im too easily amused

Evil miss demi-dior lol

whats green + if it fell out of a tree it'd kill ya? snooker table

Lol.. 2snowmen in a field.. 1turns to the other and says 'can u smell carrots?'

wats the diff btween a bull terrier n a social worker .... the bull terrier eventually gives u ur kid back ... sorry

whoooooot! if u choked a smurf what color would it turn? !! lol

wat does a D battery & your mrs ave in common?.... .... u know its prob a bit wrng but u'll end up l*ckin it anyway