1. Marwari: Yeh banana kaise diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Marwari : 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chhilka milega.
Marwari: Le 40 paise, chilka rakh aur kela de de.
2. Marwari on his deathbed.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife: Yes, I'm here
My sons daughters r u all here?
Yes, Papa
Marwari: To phir bahar wale kamre
ka pankha kyun chal raha hai ???
3. Marwari 14th floor se neeche gira
Girte waqt usne
apne ghar ki khidki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla ke bola:
MERI ROTI NAHIN PAKANA!
4. Marwari ne Sheikh ko khoon deke uski jaan bachai.
Sheikh ne use MERCEDES gift kar di.
Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zaroorat padi,
Marwari ne phir khoon diya.
Ab ki baar Sheikh ne till wale laddu gift kiye,
Marwari : (Gusse se): Mercedes kyun nahin di?
Sheikh: Munna!!! Ab hamare andar bhi Marwari ka khoon daudraha hai:)
5. Marwari called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Chacha mar gaya hai,
obituary ke kya
charges honge?
Newspaper: Rs.50 per word.
Marwari : Oh bahut zyaada hain, Achha likho Chacha Guzar Gaye
Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!
Marwari : Oh ho! Zara sochne do..... Achha likho....... ......... .
Chacha Guzar Gaye - Maruti for Sale ..
6. Marwari asks a Taxi Driver: CP wale gurudware jayega kya?
Taxi Driver: Haan ji jaoonga.
Marwari ne jeb se lunchbox nikalaor kaha:
Wapsi main langar ka khana lete aana.
7. Marwari ko bhoot chadh gaya ,
3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha kepaas gaya aur bola,
Ojha sahab mujhe bahar nikalo..! Warna main to bhookha hi mar jaoonga
8. Titanic Ke Saath Marwari Bhi Doob Raha Tha
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Marwari: Shukar Hai Maine Return Ticket Nahin Khareeda