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2 lose weight the dr told AMANDAZ to run 8km a day for 300 days. After 300 days amanda called the dr to report she had lost the weight, but she had a

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A priest lost his rooster(male chicken) n al his search efforts proved fruitless. He then dicided 2 mention it in church so that any1 who knows its wh

A man n his friends (3)
A man tells his friends that his 5year old Boy son is very naughty....coz he made our housemaid pregnant.....Friends ask how?.....Naughty punctured Al

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Wife....stark naked....stands on her head in bed....husbnd...wat the hell r u doing??i figured if u cnt get it up u could drop it in.....hahahaha

banana (2)
If bomb bursts in bra...what would u get??TIT-BITS and if it bursts in a man's underwear??BANANA SPILt....ha ha ha

wife. (1)
A man is lying in bed reading a book wit his wife bside him the man then puts his hand in his wifes panty and the wif said :ah....ah...babe.....thats

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what is the similarity between a mobile phone and a WIFE?..?Answer..(1)..you like them when they r new..(2)...u lyk other's(3).,u iv to chasge them bo

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TEACHER....Why r u rubbing oil on your head while i'm teaching?BOY reply.....Last night mum tell my dad....rub oil on the head if its not going inn...

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I dont play lotto to win but 2 prove that i wil never win it

MMMM (1)
a man walked into a ladies toilet...a lady who was inside got furious n shoutes this is exclusively for women then man upzipping his pants sa4d thi to

Jonah n whale (1)
A Teachar said it was physically impossible 4 a whale 2 swa11ow a human coz even though it was a very large creatur its throat was very small. The you

Hear, hear (1)
An elderly gentleman has had hearing problem 4 a number of years. He goes 2 the doc who fits him with a hearing aid that allows him 2 hear 100. The ma

Devious woman (2)
1 monday evening 2 men r having drinks at a bar. 1st man :you know, women r very devious: 2nd man :y do u say that: 1st man : take the example of the

Dad n son (2)
A Dad to Son : When I beat u how do u control your anger. Son: I start cleaning da toilet. Dad: how does that satisfy you?Son: I clean with ur tooth

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A woman was helping her husband set up his computer n told him that he would now need to enter a password. The husband was in an amorous mood n figure