She's in her 70's and her boyfriend is 85. This particular night they planned to have s*x. The dude goes to the bathroom to prepare while she waits in bed. He is taking long so she goes to get him. What! He is strugling to fix a condom onto his lil thing. Huny, you know very well that i cant get pregnant at this age! she objects. He answers Well but you know am afraid that dumpy thing may affect my arthritis!