Breathing, eating, and making sure all body functions work autonomously and in synchronicity. Who's laughing now Death?!

Rainbows and lollipops

Movies like the notebook and fifty shades of gay.....Voldemort dying at the end of Harry Potter got me reaching for a box of Kleenex...it should've been Harry, mongrel....or is it mogul....no I think it's mongrel.

I've morals and ethics. And showering when it rains.

Don't have any. I'm near perfect!

Bartender/martial artist

Edward...Jacob's a bit of a dog for my liking.

I've been known to listen to it.

I do karaoke but yet to form a band.

I watch them occasionally too.

As long as you're shouting.

I certainly am.

Of course. I need it to survive. What a stupid question.

They write books don't they?!

I am also one of these.

Wherever I am. I seem to follow myself everywhere and still can't shake me. I need to be more covert.

The thingymajingy...you know, the thingymajingy. Everyone knows the thingymajingy.

Someone once said to me, great minds think alike so I thought you dirty little b****rd.The past is history, the future, a mystery. Today is a gift, that's why it's called the present.