
Interests
toasters.. you can tell a lot about a person from their toaster.. just kidding, i like boobs

Makes Me Happy
When McFruitbat's carer takes away her internet access

Makes Me Sad
all the things that make you think i care about stuff, but none of the things that make you not want to root me.

Good Habits
i always pay on the first abortion

Bad Habits
I pee in the shower

Profession
Judge on QUEEFMASTERS for the past 3 seasons
Favourites

Team
Heterosexual

Music
Pansori

Singer/Band
The Edinburgh Welfare Mums Symphony Squawkestra

TV Show
The Adventures Of Skattman and Throbbin

Movie
Labiaplasty II - The Snippening

Animal
Jiggers

Food/Drink
babies, whale meat

Author
Eric Hill

Person
Christine Chandler

Place
Front bum

Thing
muh diiick

Quote
Birds of a feather flock together
I like fish sticks
More About oligarch
oligarch is of black / african origin, gay, married, believer, living with his partner and has more than 3 children. He has graduated from elementary school.